Do I eat beef? Yes.
Do I enjoy eating beef? Not particularly. In fact, I prefer vegetarian food to any non-vegetarian recipe.
Do I mind others eating beef? Not at all.
Do I approve of killing animals for food? Yes, because there is no other way non-vegetarians can get meat.
Do I approve of killing animals in public and/or hanging raw flesh in butchers' shops and/or displaying the meat in public view? No to all three.
Do I believe that sale of beef should be banned? No.
Is the status of beef different from that of, say, mutton, pork, venison, fowl or fish? No, all of them are derived from animal life. And therefore they all merit equal treatment.
Does the government have any role in prescribing what its people should eat and drink? No.
Do people have the right to protest when the government prescribes what they should eat and drink? Yes.
Is holding of beef festivals and butchering animals in public an acceptable form of protest? No, it is as reprehensible as the act of proscribing beef.
Whose responsibility is it to ensure that the food that its people consume (And that includes alcohol, eggs, mutton, fish, wheat, tomatoes and salads, not just beef) is hygienic and safe? The government's.
Are the present arrangements to ensure this adequate? No, they are woefully meagre.
So, what is my beef?
That instead of enforcing the laws that ensure that rotting meat, artificially ripened fruits and pesticide-ridden vegetables - and gut-scalding hooch - do not reach the market, the government is barking up the wrong tree.
That the protest against the inaction of the government in this area and the move to proscribe beef has been reduced to a farce of holding of beef festivals and butchering animals in public.